The Fine Print

Privacy, plainly

The short version: if you give us your email, we use it to send the newsletter — one nudge a week. We don’t sell it, rent it, or hand it to anyone beyond the service that delivers the email. That’s genuinely the whole deal. The longer version is below.

Last updated: June 4, 2026

Who we are

Pump Chump is a tongue-in-cheek micromobility advocacy project at pumpchump.org. This note explains what data we collect and what we do with it.

What we collect

Why we use it

Who else touches it

We use a couple of trusted services to run things. They process data on our behalf and are not permitted to use it for their own purposes:

We never sell, rent, or trade your personal information.

Your choices

Children

This site isn’t directed at children under 13, and we don’t knowingly collect their personal information.

Security

We take reasonable steps to protect the little data we hold, but no method of transmission or storage is ever 100% secure.

Changes

If we change how we handle data, we’ll update this page and the “last updated” date above.

Contact

Questions? Email hello@pumpchump.org.